The Tao of Ben

So some of you will remember my mom's friend Ben, who's from the Ukraine. He has no personal filter, and everything he says comes out un-edited. It's quite entertaining. Here's the most recent conversation they had:


Ben (imagine the russian accent): Katya pregnant yet?

Mom: No Ben, Katya is not pregnant yet.

Ben: She been married this boy now one year. Why she no pregnant yet? Something wrong with her?

Mom: No Ben, nothing's wrong with her.

Ben: Why she get married she no want children?

Mom: Because she loves him very much, and they just want to spend time together before they have children.

Ben: oh ::sigh:: America. I'm no understand these things.