3.11.2012

You Know You're A Mom When...

~You're proud of someone for burping
~You say "I slept all night!" and it was really for three hours
~Your Google search is filled with "is it normal when my baby..."
~You open every single car door before you get everyone/everything you need out
~Someone asks you what you want for a present and you say "diapers!"
~Someone points out you have spitup on your clothes and you just shrug
~It takes an hour and 15 minutes to get ready to go somewhere and you only spend 10 of those minutes getting yourself ready
~You can find the pacifier and then have the pacifier find the mouth without opening your eyes
~You seriously consider buying a new car just because it would be easier to fit the stroller into
~Your "me time" consists of cleaning
~You finally find time to shower and forget to take your clothes off first
~You grab your cell phone and try to feed it to the baby because you're too damn tired to realize it's not a bottle
~You sniff your baby's butt to see if she needs to be changed-without even considering that that might be weird
~You have to set alarms to remind yourself to eat because you keep forgetting

2 comments:

Savannah said...

SO SO SO True! I love it! Keep it up Caitie! It sounds like you are a terrific Mom! Just know that it does eventually get easier! :)

Marcus and Cami said...

Ha ha... Yeah I totally sniff my baby's butt!! Hah!! Not for fun- just checking for poopy diapers! :D These are awesome! Love it!